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Last Updated: 27.06.2025 08:16
No go.
So they tried
share office space ...
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Another attempt resulted in ...
Unacceptable again!
Then came..
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The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
They put up a sign reading
Thumbs down again.
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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
No, not a chance
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Nuts and Butts
Hysterias & Posteriors
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Still no good
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Loons and Moons
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Lost Souls & Butt Holes
So, the docs changed it to read
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Next, they tried...
No way
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Everyone loved it.
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Analysis & Anal Cysts
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Minds and Behinds
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Still no good.
Freaks and Cheeks
Catatonics & High Colonics
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
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Just Forget it!
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
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